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Phatmeat (2026)

A birthday shout-out to our esteemed member, Phatmeat Ahl-Kabob Taie-Tyranny, who was last seen in 1999 after becoming notorious on the FBI's most wanted list (hence the pixelated portrait). Phatmeat's current status is unknown due to the recent conflicts in the Middle East.

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